Two Ketchups...
Two jumbo rolls of toilet paper (well, I think he actually bought three of these).....(on a side note...he once ran into Ted Thompson in the toilet paper isle and they had a discussion on the best deal. Don't ever say that Mike didn't give TT advice! LOL)
Etc...
Etc...
And if he does not get two, he gets the largest quantity available, such as the 500 paper plates...
And lucky for Erin, who thinks pretzels are one of God's greatest creations, he got a bag almost as big as her!
