Recently, I received this letter from my loving children...
The citizens of the Delaney household hereby have cast lots and are willing to drop to their undernourished knees and beg for the smallest morsels of store bought food. Your choices are: Put Eileen in driver's ed so she can learn to drive, drop us off at the cousins, so we can eat, or the last choice, which is most approved by the lot casters, is to go to the grocery store and buy the smallest bit of nourishment. Know that you have full support over choosing any of these choices, but know, also, that it must be done today!
Signed, Aidan, Bridget, Eileen, Seamus, Teresa, Erin and Molly Grace
Oh, they crack me up! Yes, I did feed my children that day, I promise!
